FUBAR

I told him i wanted to see Fubar 2.

If anyone knows what that is, it should be him. Fucked Up Beyond All Repair....2.

We went to Wal- Mart, again. I didn't know why we had to go there, again. Oh wait. He checks out the flyer. There might be a deal.
Ew.

He did find a deal. On canned gravy.

I told him i needed garbage bags, he said "meet me in Electronics"
insert best robot dance

so, i go to the electronics section, he is looking at movies.
Fubar,
it is
i asked him
"have you seen this one? even?"


"Yeah i saw it when i was a kid"


he's 37

me..."so what year was that?"

"1992"

i said   "Fuck off, I wasn't even done school, more like 2002"

he looks into the Wal-Mart bag, fishing around...thinking he's gonna win an age war

"oh, 2002"

"yeah. when you were a kid" sarcasm

back when you were 30.

Back when he was a kid? He also claims he was a big skate boarder. Lover of  Thrash. He was a super babe in his youth, What the fuck? Why did a super babe skate boarder thrash kid turn into some skid dog wal-mart loving ignorant turn the lights off early mother fucker?

He claims he used to skate, now all he wants to do is cross the border and buy cheese?